8-year-old Golden Retriever. Beautiful wavy hair, fluffy upturned tail, smiles a lot. Extremely intelligent and anxious to please. Will attempt to do anything the crazy humans ask her to. Helps carry things in the garden. Has some sort of object in her mouth at all times. (Articles of clothing, sticks, balls, packages of cookies, empty flowerpots and miscellaneous debris.) Champion Frisbee catcher. Thinks life is a party and she is the guest of honor.